I think the time has come for another recipe.

Fruit Juice On Ice

You will need:

• Fruit juice
• Glass
• Ice

Pour fruit juice into glass. Add ice. Drink. Enjoy.

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Ohhhhh it's so hot 'n steamy right now. I'm currently languishing as my own worst enemy (read: procrastinating) and the forum has gone crazy this last week. For a change.

We've had hubbers on three day bans, the God Squad are enjoying free reign (correct spelling) and we've got hot and sexy Bollywood babes spilling out of their sari's everywhere. Intelligent debate has been thrown aside in favour of rolled up sleeves and down and dirty street fighting.

I love it. Over and above tending to Madonna and You Bastard, it's my alternative source of entertainment. Even better (unlike M & YB) its free. There's more knickers in knots than you'd find in a whorehouse. And the cursing is almost as filthy.

I've read a few great hubs of late and one I enjoyed was: Making Money From Jokes It was written by the mysterious Darkside and certainly informed me of something I wasn't aware of.

Apparently being funny can earn you money. If you do have a talent for twisting jokes and making them more amusing or even have the ability to dream up and deliver great one liners - it may be the hub for you.

Offline I've discovered that my eyesite is crap. More so if you switch the lights off or move a book ten feet from my eyes. Is this a sign of poor eyesight? I'm currently mulling this one over. And whilst I'm in a pensive mood I've been chatting away with myself about the validity of teeth.

I have one that appears to be trying to escape. I'm assuming that because it's doing it little by little - fortunately nothing gets past me. Every few days another piece breaks away and makes a dash for freedom. Usually via the internal workings of my digestive system.

I'm rather unhappy with my tooths attempts to break free and see more of the world because A) I really loathe dentists (not the dentists themselves - just the torture side of their job) and B) because I treat my teeth with great kindness.

They are subjected to the equivalent of a free car wash at least twice a day. I massage them with string and avoid eating things teeth don't like - such as refined sugars etc. I'm a great owner when it comes to oral enamel and I'm a little cheesed off that I have a tooth that thinks the grass is greener elsewhere.

Frog teeth are precious and I love all mine both dearly and equally. I have no favourites. Remember: love your teeth - don't lose your teeth.

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